Welcome To The Program! (To the tune of"she'll be coming round the mountain")- Uri

                                    You'll be miles from civilization when you come!
                                     You'll be fighting dehydration when you come!
                                     You'll be riding on the river, maybe eat some raccoons liver and you can't bring electronics when you come!
                                      You'll be building your own shelter when you come!
                                       You'll be wishing you were elsewhere when you come!
                                       You'll be trying to survive here, you'll be lucky not to faint here and you can't bring electronics when you come!